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Dumbass Draken threw up on his phone and broke it, the following day he tripped on the stairs and broke his laptop. He was walking up the stairs showing Amerikaner a YouTube video on his laptop.

The aftermath:

1. Pink line on the screen
2. A, J, Z, U, and Windows key are broken
3. Caps lock is also stuck on
4. Audio jack is fucked, all he hears is static
5. He is using his mother's phone
   1. his mom reads the messages
      1. going to get in trouble because he sent a meme even though he a grown ass man (that has athlete's foot)
         1. "Thats inappropriate honey"
6. Ripped a hole in his shoe
7. UPDATE Sept. 8/2025: His laptop is fully broken, it does not turn on anymore.

Honorable mentions:

1. Still has athlete's foot
2. lost his keys a couple days ago (Sept. 7/2025)
3. Cant curse vishnu cause the u key doesnt work
4. He got rejected from McDonald's, but this was in July

The plan

Tomorrow (Sept. 8th/2025) he'll go to public library and log onto discord from there.