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Dumbass Draken threw up on his phone and broke it, the following day he tripped on the stairs and broke his laptop. He was walking up the stairs showing Amerikaner a YouTube video on his laptop.

The aftermath:

1. Pink line on the screen
2. A, J, Z, U, and Windows key are broken
3. Caps lock is also stuck on
4. Audio jack is fucked, all he hears is static
5. He is using his mother's phone
   1. his mom reads the messages
      1. going to get in trouble because he sent a meme even though he a grown ass man (that has athlete's foot)
6. Ripped a hole in his shoe

honorable mentions:

1. Still has athlete's foot
2. lost his keys a couple days ago (Sept. 7/2025)